top hats and tea cups.

whorville:

You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down

(via chloe-pizza)

vriksaserket:

if ur ever sexting just send them this gif

(Source: rnilkbreath, via chloe-pizza)

Genuinely annoyed. My grandad has taken and used all of my conditioner AND my shower gel.

He’s the man that just washes his hair with fairy liquid yet the second I go away he decides to use the two things of mine that aren’t meant for washing hair to wash his hair with.

TL;DR - My grandad smells pretty.

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via the-laughing-cactus)

nyehridan-artpora:

tissine:

enochianwarbirds:

OH MY FUCKING GOD

i borrowed my friend’s laptop and here’s the desktop

which is a little creepy but ok

but did you know that you can set your desktop to change every now and then

BECAUSE I DIDN’T AND I MINIMIZED MY BROWSER

I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF

WHOEVER DID THIS PRANK BROUGHT HONOR TO THE DOCTOR WHO FANDOM

OH FUCKING YES.

(via therainingkiwi)

it’s fucking pizza night.

i’m missing pizza night.

(Source: nifri, via decayedbones)

(via thefaultinourstars)

thegoddesscaffeina:

I’m going to invent a time machine and go to the year 3000 and if we don’t live underwater and my great great great granddaughter is not doing fine then I’m suing the jonas brothers sorry

that song was actually wrote by a band named busted

(Source: hipsters-eat-my-shit)

louisely:

(Source: leobear73)